welcome to my kingdom

gelatins:

kids born in 2000 never have to worry about forgetting how old they are


mellowminty:

i’d really like some wireless waterproof earbuds for shower time

(Source: mellowminty)


chefboyardeezie:

"this is awkward" yeah NOW it is since you just said that you dumb boring fuck

(Source: kuzco2000)


bootsi:

I won’t take selfies with other people y’all don’t know my angles


nitrqin:

I wonder if I ever caught someones attention. Even if I was just walking among the crowd, I wonder if they wanted to get to know me or anything like that.


just-laff:

never throw me anything unless you’re ok with it dropping

(Source: imthedogwithablog)


brianmalik:

if i sigh loudly enough will all of my problems go away 


rain-force:

"smile you are being filmed :)"
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